Who doesn't love a little gore to wake themselves up? I went to the first show of the new Alexandre Aja movie Piranha 3D and have written a review FOR YOU (okay, mostly me). Click the pic and check it out!
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Even as parody movies go down the toilet in terms of quality and cleverness, I have to watch them anyway, and Vampires Suck is no different. Click the picture and check out the review, but I'm sure you already know it ends.
Second on the double feature? The hyperkinetic Edgar Wright film Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, based on the Oni Press graphic novel series destined to be a classic. This one gets a bit wordy, but a man can gush can't he? CAN'T HE?!? Click Michael Cera (pretend you're punching him if that makes you feel better) to see the review.
I had another double feature Monday, and the first on the docket was the new Sylvester Stallone pic The Expendables, starring Stallone and a whole bunch of action stars both good and Dolph Lundgren. Click the picture and check out the review, while also shaving with a straight razor and punching a bear in the face. YOU'RE A MAN, GET IT?!?
The other movie in my double feature day yesterday was The Other Guys, the latest Will Farrell/Adam McKay collaboration. Does it stack up to their other works together (Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Step Brothers)? Click the pic and find out!
The first of two reviews tonight, as I had a doubleheader at the movies. First on the block? Step Up 3D, the latest in a franchise many thought wouldn't even make it to two. Click on the pic of Adam Scott lookalike guy and Not Step Up 2 The Streets Girl to check out the review.
Jon has gotten back from the midnight premiere of the hotly anticipated Christopher Nolan film Inception and he's got your review right here. Just be warned: since he thinks you should not know a damn thing before you see it, there are no plot points or character names or anything in it. In essence, it's shorter and less detailed, but you'll thank him later.
After a long few weeks of nothing interesting coming out in the theaters (we're not getting paid to do this, so we can skip when we want!), Jon finally found a movie that brought him back out to the multiplex: the Steve Carell animated comedy Despicable Me. Check out his review by clicking the pic!
And yes, he will be getting his dude card back by watching Predators...eventually. Jon just got back from the midnight of the DC Comics adaptation Jonah Hex, starring Josh Brolin and Megan Fox, and the result of this can be found by clicking the picture.
Jon crane kicked himself back out there to check out the 2010 remake of The Karate Kid, starring Will Smith's son and that guy from Rush Hour who isn't Chris Tucker. Click the pic and see if it's worth a shot!
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